Kneepad Nikki - I Do Enemas Before My Dates

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Includes unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality downloads of Kneepad Nikki - L.S.D.I.C.K. Trip 1, Kneepad Nikki - A Load A Day Keeps The Wrinkles Away, Kneepad Nikki - His Sausage Was 7 Inches, Kneepad Nikki - I Do Enemas Before My Dates, TFG - The Penis Pianist, TFG - I Like Theater But I Don't Like You, TFG - Use His Uvula Like A Punching Bag, TFG - From Hetero Enslavement To Homo Liberation, and 3 more. , and , .

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1.	At The Bathhouse On A Friday Night 02:00	buy track
2.	I Want To Bang Bret Easton Ellis 03:36	buy track
3.	My Boyfriend Wants A Colonoscopy 03:44	buy track
4.	Soon Your Sons Will Wear Magenta 03:36	buy track
5.	What Does Romance Mean To You? 03:54	buy track
6.	Religion Tells You 'Don't Have Fun' 02:31	buy track
7.	Cock Smoker 03:45	buy track
8.	I Do Enemas Before My Dates 04:00	buy track
9.	It's Great To Be A Macho Queer 03:49	buy track
10.	Kneepad Nikki Takes It In The Butt 01:38	buy track

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Kneepad Nikki, from the band 'Totally Fucking Gay'-goes solo. An epic comedy atrocity of extreme homosexuality. It's like if The Village People mixed weird new wave with punk/metal-and ejaculated a splash of industrial/hip hop trash for flavor.

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released May 4, 2018

1st KN solo album (2018). Cover art by Joe Testiculo. Created, recorded and mixed by Kneepad Nikki and Rhandy Rhektum. Mastered by Doc Octocock.

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TFG New York

Kneepad Nikki is the lead lisper for the band Totally Fucking Gay (TFG). Check out his solo albums and some of the band's back catalog here.

Sex, comedy, politics and noisy alt rock mix with industrial strength drums to create a nut busting pop cacophony.
Like John Waters fronting Ministry-but even worse.

Pro LGBT, Anti GOP, and horny as hell.
Let KN be the soundtrack to your next orgy. ... more

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