TFG - The Penis Pianist

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just a candelabra and a smile liberace is a man with a secret he lives most of his life in fear he plays piano better than everyone but do not ever call him a queer he likes cock and balls and ass his mother casts a large shadow when hillbilly men kiss his pecker it makes his dick want to blow just a shy boy with a piano and a speech impediment he wanted to play classical music pop opportunity is heaven sent go out to vegas to make money all the women love to look at lee but the men gamble when he plays they have no idea he is gay tv allows him to hype his act shamelessly flirt with the camera just a candelabra and a smile he takes it up the ass doggystyle you claim that gay men are evil and punished in the afterlife i think you are punished now when you fuck your old fat wife now liberace is open for business he receives every day all year he takes deliveries in the rear
pavlovian response makes him drool liberace sues the press all the time they printed that he is a fruit his clothes go out for dry cleaning to remove load stains from his suit his fans are mostly older broads they do not think he is a threat hopefully he can blow their sons unless they are not of age yet he lives with his brother and mom they have a big piano shaped pool when lee sees an erect penis pavlovian response it makes him drool management tells him how to act but it is not easy to pretend men are sexy young or old soon they will spread his rear end his beard is not on his face it is sitting right next to lee he bangs hot dudes in the bathroom when he claims he has to pee these annoying chicks make my head hurt beautiful guys make my dick squirt homos like to fuck not flirt we dont buy dinner or desert dont forget to wax your back shoulders down to your ass crack if you wax between your cheeks toss your salad 5 days a week
they can penetrate his asshole lee loves luxury and excess his costumes are out of control dudes who like his sensual bottom they can penetrate his asshole liberace is still insecure but he is a rich celebrity balls are hairy and full of sweat ill rub yours if you let me if only he could be immortal to protect his musical legacy it is far too scary to come out its more important that you like lee he knows michael jackson and bubbles and he also knows hot scott thorson they love to 69 all the time eat hot cum and drink chilled wine he claims scott is just a chauffeur but we know he pounds his ass they both got plastic surgery to look similar as you can see because you read all the holy books you think you know right and wrong writings are open to interpretation god wants everyone to get along liberace met a mexican queer he said 'hola homo se llama' both of them went out for a beer they did not fuck too much drama
horny men are the best to screw hillbilly me turn liberace on rough around the edges type dudes they will make out and then wrestle and i mean wrestle in the nude scott did drugs and way too much he used coke and lee disapproves both of them really love to move in and out of a hairy groove im talking about raw butt sex use lube and spit to prepare it first a finger and then two horny men are the best to screw somehow lee wound up with aids but he held on to his wig a hard cock and his ass are a fit guess what they are both quite big liberace is a great musician and a consummate entertainer young guys with bad teeth can blow him once they remove their retainer i went out to the gay barbecue it was all dick and no tit i knew it was a gay barbecue because the hot dogs tasted like shit gay men in new york are sexy with shaved heads like mr clean us government gave them aids it was in the hepatitis b vaccine
he tickles ivories with his fingers (tickle his boner with your tongue) liberace is such a tragic figure and not because of his death he couldnt publicly be himself not before his final breath his lesson is there for us all be a queen if you are a queen dont listen to the homophobic people they are not cool theyre just mean gays are just like other folks they all like getting off with friends go ahead stimulate that prostate a middle finger in his rear end he tickles ivories with his fingers tickle his boner with your tongue no cigarettes and no red meat sperm down your throat is a treat dress flamboyantly when on stage pretend to be straight in life lee wants a husband with a mustache not some hollywood bimbo wife does the pope shit in the woods and is the bear a catholic i have a message for homophobes you should go play in traffic
now out queers are everywhere sequins make liberace feel alive sexy tight pants and also a cape if that man is naked and drunk eat his ass and then a grape women who worship lee are gross they smell bad and eat pot roast they live in lame middle america while homos populate either coast his fingers can move very quickly playing the piano they are a blur then those digits explore the anus the anus of a him not her liberace was just born too early now out queers are everywhere maybe he should have shaved his head instead of a toupee with horse hair i fuck guys and they fuck me dont hide that from my family men scream out in pleasure and pain the ejaculations flow like rain if you dont approve of gay sex then listen up i have an idea eat some turkey and drink some beer take a long walk on a short pier
pool boys come and pool boys go from The Penis Pianist by Totally Fucking Gay private The Penis Pianist cover art Wishlist 00:00 / 02:46 Includes unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more. $0.69 USD or more Buy the Full Digital Album lyrics pool boys come and pool boys go pool boys come and pool boys go liberace cums and cums again he buys them gifts all the time if they bend over hes their friend liberace is one of a kind he tears up the stage at night new york or vegas or la hes half a genius but totally gay he enjoys a nice stuff drink then enjoys a nice stiff rod he hangs out in san francisco fire island and also cape cod i know that lee shaves his package but he does not shave his chest he might take loads on the face or might get a hot sperm vest his thighs are strong like a horse his cock is huge like a horse he sings all night and gets hoarse and he is a butt pirate of course
god understands if you like dick god understands if you like dick he just wants you to spread love dont be a judgmental prick give a queer a hug not a shove talent and kindness are what counts this beat will make homos bounce hot dudes make lee want to pounce shoot a load greater than one ounce famous folks are gay it is ok there is no reason for you to hide first rock hudson bent liberace over then he rammed his dick inside threesomes happen on monday and wednesday masturbation on thursday at 6 orgies on friday and saturday too a gay man cant get too many dicks who gave you the right to judge just because two hot guys pack fudge this world was built by all kinds drop the hate and open your minds l-i-b b is for balls e-r-a a is for ass c and e ejaculation queers always hook up on vacation
all conservatives should be shot liberace is not just a flamer hes a musician and entertainer all conservatives should be shot like rush limbaugh and john boehner lee had hot studs in every state he liked to watch them masturbate boys and men in every town they dressed up in evening gowns liberace sold out radio city the crowd was full of saggy titties but backstage was penis land burly men with tumescent glands take a drink and drop your drawers now its time get on all fours lee was good friends with betty white they pretended that they were dating but he was repulsed by her hole it was stinky when menstruating all gay dudes like to suck cock get our lovers hard as a rock we do not want any more wars peace with russia iran and iraq i dont listen to men of the cloth i would rather bang david lee roth vote for the governor and the mayor choose the candidate who is gayer queers in power influence the laws marriage equality deserves applause
pound his rectum with your erection liberace was a world class pianist and his lover had a world class penis lee sings with a clear inflection pound his rectum with your erection religious assholes dont like lee but they do listen to his music liberace was hung like an elephant his young lovers all called him two dick liberace died back in 1987 and he was born in 1919 when an old queer ejaculates his dick sprays out dust and steam gay dudes dont have to pay for sex they just say hello once they meet after some small talk they 69 suck and swallow each others meat the church leaders disapprove of gays but those hypocrites can fuck off sometimes altar boys do get fondled by the horny old men of the cloth do your squats for a sexy butt work out back and arms and chest bears are good to dominate you but the twinks suck cock the best dick dick dick in my asshole finger and finger in your butt i need a guy who goes to the gym one with a six pack not a gut


Before TFG’s self titled album-there was, ‘The Penis Pianist.’ ‘The Penis Pianist’ is a loosely based concept album that describes the rise and fall of one of the most talented cocksuckers to ever perform a sonata; LIBERACE. Kneepad Nikki and Doc Octocock knew that they had to pay tribute to this great, sexy man. Nikki did extensive research on the life of Liberace-or ‘Lee’ as his closest friends called him. This research consisted of reading Liberace’s Wikipedia page and watching clips of the Michael Douglas/Matt Damon movie on Youtube. Doc spent almost an hour practicing piano solos and studying Liberace’s trademark piano sound. TFG had never put this much thought and preparation into an album-but the results speak for themselves. If you can’t hear the results speaking-allow us to turn them up. According to Nikki’s ex boyfriend P Nizlicka, ‘I’ve heard all the TFG albums-and I really think that The Penis Pianist is the gayest. It’s like reading from Liberace’s diary. It gives me goosebumps on my balls.’

After the success of TFG’s self titled album-Nikki stepped up his plans to re release the TFG back catalog. Nikki explains, ‘There are 8 TFG albums. The self titled release is number 8. The Penis Pianist is number 7. With the help of Joe Testiculo and Doc Octocock, I plan to get all the albums out within a 2 year period. It’s an ambitious plan, but with a bear and a twink by your side-anything is possible.’ The lead single, ‘Now Out Queers Are Everywhere’ gives the listener an indication of what’s to cum. The song features truly beautiful piano playing and captures the pathos of Liberace’s existence. Nikki explains, ‘Liberace was loved by millions-but he was terrified that he would be outed as a gay man. He lived a lie. He hung out with women as beards. He even sued magazines for printing the truth about him. If he was around today-he could have just been himself. He’d probably be a judge on Ru Paul’s Drag Race and he’d be partying in bathroom stalls with George Michael. Speaking of which, I have to call George back. I’ve just been really busy with the release of this album.’

The artwork was created by Joe Testiculo. The sonic onslaught was created by Doc Octocock. The lyrics were written by Kneepad Nikki-who was channeling the spirit of the most flamboyant musical butt pirate of the 20th century-Wiadziu Valentino Liberace. So put on your glittery cape, grab the lube, open your ears (and ass) and experience the essence of Liberace as you’ve never experienced him before; with electro blastbeats, noisy rock guitars and lispy vocals.


released May 16, 2015

Kneepad Nikki - Vocals, Lyrics, Keypads
Doc Octocock - Guitar, Piano, FX, Backing Vocals and Production



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Kneepad Nikki is the lead lisper for the band Totally Fucking Gay (TFG). Check out his solo albums and some of the band's back catalog here.

Sex, comedy, politics and noisy alt rock mix with industrial strength drums to create a nut busting pop cacophony.
Like John Waters fronting Ministry-but even worse.

Pro LGBT, Anti GOP, and horny as hell.
Let KN be the soundtrack to your next orgy.
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